Hi book-readers. I'm looking for a book to gift, as a joke, to my girlfriend. She's been reading alot of erotica and borderline smutty books (I've read a few lines from some of them and they tend to get pretty descriptive). The ones I can remember, are the Breathless-trilogy by Maya Banks, the After-series by Anna Todd and of course 50 Shades; I'm pretty sure that's some of the more tame ones, but her collection is growing faster than I can keep up.
Edit: Another post reminded of a series she's also read – A Court of Thorns and Roses. I actually think she went through that series multiple times.
I'm looking for something that kind of parodies that type of books – a book that gets very descriptive, with some humorous elements. Something that will make her blush when she starts reading it and occasionally make her burst out laughing.
The whole idea would be for the book to go along with a bookmark that says "I don't watch porn, I read it like a f*cking lady!".
My thought was something in the price range of roughly 10$/10€, not terribly long and preferably not part of a series – she'll probably just end up buying the rest of the series. Ideally, it would have a spine that won't make it look out of place on a normal bookshelf, and a front cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination, without being straight up porn.
by FreaverDK
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Anything by Chuck Tingle. Just pop his name into Google images and enjoy. He has written hundreds of erotic short stories. They seem absurd, but each one is a genuine explicit and erotic story. Have fun.