I just started reading the book. The word controversial slammed next to the book’s title and author was very tempting and so I started reading this book. I am still at the beginning, which’s chaotic in my opinion, but in a good way!
There should be a sub dedicated to sharing funny or bizarre dialogues/ segments/ texts from a book. So far the narrator , also the main character, is hilarious. I’d love to share with you guys what made me laugh to tears for five minutes straight:
⚠️⚠️⚠️ I AM SHARING A SCENE FROM THE FIRST PAGES ⚠️⚠️⚠️
“It was at the end of my freshman year of high school-and freshman year of masturbating-that I discovered on the underside of my penis, just where the shaft meets the head, a little discolored dot that has since been diagnosed as a freckle. Cancer. I had given myself cancer . All that pulling and tugging at my own flesh, all that friction, had given me an incurable disease. And not yet fourteen! In bed at night the tears rolled from my eyes. No! I sobbed. I don't want to die! Please-no! But then, because I would very shortly be a corpse anyway, I went ahead as usual and jerked off into my sock. I had taken to carrying the dirty socks into bed with me at night so as to be able to use one as a receptacle upon retiring, and the other upon awakening.”
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by Odd-Lengthiness6495