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    The Best Christmas Movie of All Time (Die Hard) Is Being Turned Into a Must-Have Children’s Book

    by largeheartedboy

    31 Comments

    1. PM_Me_Your_Fortune on

      They better not whitewash the cocaine guy with stockholm syndrome, those are lessons children need to learn.

    2. There’s a Die Hard coloring book by Doogie Horner that takes stills from the movie that you can color.

    3. Mall Santa: “and what do you want for christmas little boy”

      Little Boy: “I. Want. My. Detonators.”

    4. My parents’ favorite story is how Die Hard was the very first movie I ever saw in the theater at 2 years old. My dad claims everything else was sold out. This movie has always been one of my favorites and now I have a little boy that age. He will hear the legend of the siege on Nakatomi Plaza.

    5. ShaunbertoConcerto on

      What the hell, “suffering through Elf”?? Elf is amazing! It’s the 2nd best Christmas movie of all time.

    6. Is this legal? Die Hard is based on a book. Do they have to clear this with the rights-holder of that book?

    7. fiftyeighthens on

      Fun idea, but the typography and writing seem questionable from that image. The meter is inconsistent and often indiscernible, and the font choices and placement make me feel like not much effort was put into assembling the fun images into a compelling composition.

    8. I will always cherish this movie because my father loved watching Die Hard trilogy during christmas. And Terminator the nxt day. He was defeated by cancer and sept 8 is his bday. Damn I just miss him. Will watch the trilogy again in christmas.

    9. Dad: “And what do you want for Christmas my son? ”
      Son: lights petrol trail. “Yippee kai eh mother f**ker”.

    10. Awesome… but I mean, obviously this isn’t for children. This is adults wanting kid things for themselves. There’s no shame in that, but let’s just call a spade a spade, yeah?

    11. TIL: That any movie set during Christmas is automatically a Christmas Movie.

      Also: ELF would put up a good fight for best Christmas movie.

    12. Macaulay Culkin’s aunt is Bonnie Bedelia/Holly McClane. So Home Alone makes sense as Kevin McCallister is John McClane’s nephew.

      I think the shared universe sequel “Die Alone” is in the works.

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