Making a “book hat”

I want to take some names and mix them up and pick one at random.

I'm looking for:

"trash" like Ice Planet Barbarians,

Fantasy found-family tearjerkers,

Vampires,

Firsts in long Fantasy series,

you know exactly what happens next but you hope and pray that it won't until it happens and then you cry,

Dragons,

Psychological horror,

friends going on an adventure,

shifter/werewolf romance,

eldritch horror is friend,

magic school,

everything is fine all the time (except when it's not but we don't talk about it because dear god why does anything bad ever happen to this character please make it stop there is no god) and it's all great,

women with swords,

everything is perfect but there's 100 pages left,

main character making all the wrong choices,

main character making all the right choices,

friends going on an adventure but it's sad,

mythos retellings,

fighting God(s),

and anything else you think fits my tastes. As you can tell I really lean into the fantasy genre.

Please just put Title and Author. Don't specify what kind of book it is. I want to be surprised until I go to read it.