imagine reading this convoluted fantasy novel with over 200+ povs that begins with this being that created everything and has an arch nemesis, his ex-best friend that was super charming but cunning as a snake and attempts to foil all his plans throughout the book in little ways. and he made humans just kinda to see what would happen but they kept warring with each other and doing gay shit so he wipes them out with like 10 plagues or a flood, rinse and repeat that story structure for several adventures, but his own creations evolve into not believing in him, most believing in totally wrong things. so he abandons them for long periods of time and let’s humans get wild again before culling them again. it has the povs of a family line descended from the original humans as they go through history and pass the knowledge that there is a creator and all their hardships they had to endure to preserve this knowledge over generations. but the fantasy novel was so popular! people demanded a second! so in the sequel they help usher in the son of the creator thousands of years later for his latest adventure: “if he can’t save the humans in this life, he’ll save them in the next” to artificially inseminate his own mom to give birth to himself as a human so he can die for everyone’s sins and allow them all to go to an afterlife of eternal pleasure and live happily ever after, but not before having several fun adventures with his gang of 13 friends performing magic like turning water into win for a whole village, or walking on water! but one of his friends betrays him and brings about his death, but that doesn’t stop him, no no. he waits a few days just so everything reaaaally thinks he’s dead, then he blows this giant boulder clean off a hill and there he is fucking alive. the sequel also has a satisfying ending of how all those who still believed the creator was real in the future would get taken off the earth and straight into heaven while the rest of the world burned with hell fire and demons led by his old friend Satan, once known as Lucifer, who now rules the old world over the wicked. with its sequel released, the duology, Old Testament and New Testament, is printed under a single title: The Bible
by billnyethekoreanguy