I come home, elated, because my English teacher praised my book report for being the best in my class. Based on nothing I decide that I should challenge my reading ability and scrounged the internet for the most difficult books to read. I stumble upon Ulysses by James Joyce, regarded by many as the most difficult book to read. I thought to myself “how difficult can mere reading be”. Oh how naive I was!
Is that fucking book even written in English!? I recognised the words being used but for fucks sake couldn’t comprehend even a single sentence. I forced myself to read 15 pages, then got a headache and took a nap.
by DepMuk