Autumnal audiobook with a male British reader, no “triggers” or sexual content

I’m looking for book recommendations for something autumn-feeling (feel free to interpret that however you wish.)

Here are the extra tricky requirements:

I want it to be an audiobook with a male British reader and I don’t want it to contain typical/common anxiety-inducing “triggers.” So in other words, it can’t be suspenseful or involve abuse or murder, etc. And, no sexual content.

Help me find this unicorn?

Thanks!

by DoveStep55